Carbon Dating Gets an Update

Aren't you curious what God was up to before genesis?

The same thing every man does first thing in the morning -- masturbating.

I mean, if God has existed forever, and the universe is just 6000 years old, then what the hell was he doing all the rest of that time? Off making other universes? Were they successful or not?

No. Once he saw what a mess he'd made of things, he put it all in the closet, got drunk, played X-Box, and forgot about the whole thing.

How much baggage does God have?

Let's just say him and the family attend regular therapy sessions...

Are the angels the result of those previous geneses? If not, when were the angels created? And the cherubs, oh why won't anyone think of the cherubs?!

No, the angels were "Version 1.0". After he realized he'd left off a few important bits, like genitals, he created man. It was a big improvement, but still far too buggy, so then he put out service pack 1, codename: Woman. Woman fixed

Source: http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdotScience/~3/56MB4uwpXK4/carbon-dating-gets-an-update

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